Well kale is indeed tasty and delicious and healthy and clever and green, so maybe Madonna has a point.

Well Kale is indeed tasty and delicious and healthy and clever and green, so maybe Madonna has a point.

Madonna, here seen with hair, has caused outrage by playing a game on Buzzfeed for publicity. Oh, and calling kale gay.

In a game that someone got paid money to come up with, words and/or things were flashed in front of Madonna faster than you can say ‘I ain’t changing my show, Freddie!’, at which point Madonna had to write down the word she associated with said flashed word and/or phrase. A designer-imposter Blankety Blank, you might say.

But when it came to ‘Kale’, written here in inverted commas for your pleasure, Madonna wrote ‘Gay’. With a pen!

‘What a cunt!’ was many a person’s reaction, presumably because these people think kale is a bad thing, and we all know using ‘gay’ as an insult is fucking shitting cunting bad. However, we think kale is fluffy to the touch and full of nutrients, as is many a gay. Madonna’s thoughts on kale, however, are not known.

In conclusion, maybe Madonna’s a cunt, maybe Madonna isn’t a cunt. While we wait for confirmation, let’s all revel in that anecdote about when Madonna had dinner with Princess Diana and Madonna was being rude to the waiting staff and Princess Diana – Princess of Hearts, no less! – piped up to Madonna, who was sitting next to her, ‘They’re real people, you know!’

And that, ladies, germs and undecided, is a true story. Better than any shit you get on Buzzfeed.

 

 

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2 comments to “Well kale is indeed tasty and delicious and healthy and clever and green, so maybe Madonna has a point.”

  1. Are we really going to think Madonna has a single bad thing to say about gays? Really? After her entire 90s career? After most of her 00s career? I think she’s allowed to call kale gay and not be an issue.

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  2. THIS does not make her a cunt. Everything else does

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