George Clooney, nephew of Rosemary, he of no lips, over-exercised ‘charm’ that only works on women and the string of girlfriends up to and including Lisa Snowdon, who once refused to describe his dick to us (Cagey? We’re not so sure that was the reason) is engaged. To be married. To someone who looks like a woman.
Her name is Amal Alamuddin, which is almost impossible to remember (we’re just thinking Aladdin and taking it from there), and she is a lawyer. It’s always handy to have a lawyer about the house, isn’t it? For contracts and stuff.
George Clooney - who once had hair like this - is engaged. To a woman.,