This is Tom Daley and his multi-gay-winning boyfriend Dustin Lance Black at the opening of something something something at London’s Battersea Power Station AKA Little Shanghai.
While not appearing in nauseating fly-on-the-fame-whore shows that follow him and his best friend-that’s-a-girl around Thailand – during which we get such insights as ‘But you just don’t know how hard it is to be recognised everywhere I go’ – Tom Daley can be found everywhere, sometimes even matching his outfits with his tip-top Hollywood boyfriend, Dustin, just in case the papers are struggling with an angle.
There is thought to be an age gap of at least 20 years between Tom, 19 and Dustin, 39, which is nothing in penis years but everything when getting dressed, which is presumably why they brought in the considerable talents of a regional Topman stylist.
Also attending the same event was Will Young, below, who looked like a right cunt.
It stops being cute when you reach five. ,