This is a teaser trailer, which is like a trailer with jack shit in it, for Disney’s live-action Cinderella, which is like the cartoon Cinderella but with people in it who are alive.
It’s directed by Kenneth Branagh, who has teeny-tiny lips, and stars Lady Rose from Downtown Abbey as Cinders. Helena Bonham Carter’s in it, which at least gives interviewers the opportunity to ask, ‘So what’s it like working with your ex, hmmmn?’, Cate Blanchett is the Wicked Stepmother, and names, names, names. It was filmed at Blenheim Palace which is nice for a picnic, Windsor Castle which is also nice for picnic, and Buckinghamshire, which is a county this big.
And that’s kind of it, really.
It's a shoe.,