Cheryl Cole – still here, apparently – has dropped, as one would a turd, her new single. It is called Crazy Stupid Love, it features Tinie Tempah because no one has the courage of their convictions anymore, and it played for the first time on that grotty Nick Grimshaw’s show on Radio 1 this morning. While we’re still trying to work out the appeal of Nick Grimshaw, let’s listen to it. Or not, etc.
The best bit about Cheryl Cole's new song is when she stops singing.,