Sarah Vine, pictured here wearing a flesh-coloured scarf, is married to Education Secretary Michael Gove and what a dashing couple they make.
But just because you’re a great-looking power couple – him with his Westminster duties, her the toast of what used to be Fleet Street but which is now mainly round the corner from Marks & Spencer in Kensington – doesn’t mean you have it all your own way. And we’re not just talking about the hair and jowls. Oh no!
It’s the kids. Apparently, some of their two children’s teachers have been on actual strike over what Michael Gove has been coming up with in the field of education (you know, a return to slate and chalk and severe beatings). Strike! We know. The fucking communist bastards!
‘One of Beatrice’s own teachers went on strike…’ she told a gathering yesterday. Or the day before. Recently at any rate. Beatrice shouldn’t have to be putting up with this pinko shit, right? But that’s not all. Not when you’re dealing with vicious, aggressive socialist scum. If only it were.
‘…And then she said that she saw him on Newsround…’ Not Newsround! Is nothing in this world sacred? ‘…Holding a “Michael Gove out” banner, which I think is quite a strange experience for a small child.’ Say it’s not so! How are you not cradling her sobbing little body at this exact moment instead of giving speeches to some ladies who do like to lunch and will sometimes even go for the dessert, even though they know it’s naughty. ‘I don’t know how it’s going to affect them at all,’ she said while wringing fleshy hands.
‘Part of me wants to put them on a plane to go and live with my mother in Italy…’ she concluded. And she has a point. When your children are having to watch that kind of vicious, aggressive shit on Her Majesty’s CBBC, what parent wouldn’t get them on a plane to go and live with their Nonna in Italy. Ours are half-way through customs to glamorous relatives living in the abroads as we speak.
'I used to believe that socialists were nice but misguided. Now I know that they are not nice at all. They are very vicious and aggressive people who do horrible things,' says Michael Gove's wife Sarah. Who writes for the Daily Mail.,