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What do a cheap tits model and the Bishop of Bath and Wells have in common? Apart from the fact they’re both clearly morons, that is.

Put it away, love.

This classy lady here is one Danielle McMahon. You won’t have heard of her. And why the hell should you have when all she does is get her knockers out in Nuts magazine?

The reason she has come to our attention is that, having entered the Big Brother house like any tits model worth her salt, she has revealed that she is a strict Catholic, one that likes getting her tits out for the boys. And as a strict Catholic with very strict Catholic morals she is very definitely against gay marriage. Won’t have it in the house, she won’t.

‘In terms of opinions, I’m very straight and narrow,’ she told the Daily Star, not a newspaper that anyone could accuse of being straight and narrow, but then when you’re a tits model, where are you going to go to be interviewed if not the Daily Star?

‘I’ve got very black and white opinions on women today…’ she went on. We’re sure most women today have got a very black and white opinion on a tits model as well. ‘…And same-sex marriage.’ Oh, here we go.

‘I’m Catholic. It’s a very big part of my day-to-day life,’ she went on. What, even those days when you’re getting your tits out for Nuts magazine? Is Jesus right there in the room with you on those days?

‘I’ve got nothing against homosexuals…’ Phew, right? ‘I just personally don’t believe in same-sex marriage. It’s just not right in our faith…’ Whether the Catholic faith finds getting your tits out in the papers OK or not, we can’t be sure. It obviously found it OK to protect paedophiles so its moral compass is… shall we just say hard to predict?

So, where does Peter Hancock (who even has the word ‘cock’ in his name), the new Bishop of Bath and Wells come into it? It’s just that he’s on exactly the same page, morally, as Titso up there.

The ink was barely dry on his new Bishop papers when he was off on an anti-gay marriage tip. ‘I think marriage is, if I might quote the Prayer Book…’ You may, you may. ‘…A gift of God in creation and a means of his grace, and a holy mystery by which man and woman become one flesh.’ Which is fine unless you don’t believe in God, in which case marriage is a way two people can be legally joined together to enjoy tax breaks and dodge inheritance taxes.

But let’s not allow the law of the land to stand in the way of grace and holy mystery, eh?

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