Skinny-dipping at the Croatia team’s hotel in *checks notes* Brazil. The one closest to you is Dejan Lovren, the other Vedran Corluka.
We’re so turned on we’re slipping off our designer-imposter football. Croatia’s manager, Nico Kovac, however, isn’t.
‘I can’t force them to be at your disposal after what you have done to them and their families.’
Jeeze Louise, it’s only a bit of light nudity.
Oh, speaking of which, there’s another after the break. At your disposal.
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