This, apparently, is Madonna’s new boyfriend. He’s a 24-year-old choreographer. Reminds us of something Jennifer Saunders once said to us on the subject of Madge’s boyfriends…

...you know

Us: Could you see yourself kicking around with 23-year-old men like Madonna?
Jennifer: Oh, god, no! How dull would that be? I know what she sees in them. She sees a lovely body that’s not going to question. She’s not going to have to talk to it in the morning. I bet they’re off out. [Puts on a vaguely grand Madonna voice] ‘Go! Leave!’ They don’t look like really bright boys, that’s the other thing. It’s a dancer, you know. What’s the conversation going to be? ‘Are you going to the gym today?’ ‘Yes, I’m going to the gym today.’ ‘What are you going to do at the gym today? How many press-ups?’ I mean, what’s the point? Well [laughing], the point is, I presume, that’s she’s having great sex. Let’s hope [really laughing]! Let’s hope she’s having great sex, otherwise…

Us: They could be sitting discussing Proust and French New Wave cinema all day…
Jennifer: I don’t think so, do you? It is a shame though, because there are interesting young people. But the interesting ones probably wouldn’t want to sleep with Madonna [laughing hard].

Us: Wonder what she looks like up close…
Jennifer: I bet she looks bloody marvelous.

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