George Clooney, captured here working a moustache and a cocktail, is having it out with the Daily Mail. And if you’re going to have it out with anyone…
They recently published a story purporting that his mother-in-law-to-be was going around Beirut telling anyone who would listen that she was against Georgie Porgie marrying her lovely human rights lawyer daughter on religious grounds. Turns out, apart from there being no religious grounds for her to object on, she doesn’t even live in Beirut. Great reporting.
So The Cunt apologised in true Cunt style: really tiny, somewhere down the bottom of page 78 (left hand side, for less visibility: that may or may not be true, btw. We never buy it).
Then gorgeous Georgeous told them they could shove the apology up their arses, saying they lied, knew they lied and lied despite the fact it was actually putting people’s lives at risk (in the piece they mentioned that the religious objections sometimes led to the death of the wife). Nice people!
And that’s where that quote up there comes in. *bobs curtsey. exeunt*
The Daily Cunt is 'the worst kind of tabloid. One that makes up its facts to the detriment of its readers' - George Clooney,