Cheryl Tweedy-Cole-Fernandez-Versini. We give it a year. Heck, we give it even less.

Cheryl Tweedy-Cole-Fernandez-Versini. We give it a year. Heck, we give it even less.

Cheryl Cole née Fame Whore has married some Frenchie after just three months of dating. Him, we assume.

She announced the news, of which we will be the judge, via some kind of social media while apparently taking a dump, with the attached message:

‘I usually do not discuss my personal life but to stop the speculation I want to share my happy news… Jean-Bernard and I married on 7/7/14. We are very happy and excited to move forward with our lives together.’

Which roughly translates to:

‘I usually do not discuss my personal life but my shitty song Crazy Stupid Love is out in six days so I want to share my happy news… Jean-Bernard and I married on 7/7/14. We are very happy and excited to move forward with our lives together.’

Famouses are so darn clever.

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