Take That, who you will remember from *checks notes* hits, have released something new. It’s not quite Eddie Monsoon’s Driving Down The Road, but then what is?
Somewhere in the video – please don’t make us watch it again – Howard Donald, the one with the lisp, strips down to what can only be described as a towelling short.
Howard Donald – pop’s very own spare change – has low hanging balls. We are privy to this because of our day jobs as tip-top investigative showbiz journos. ‘Journos’ is industry speak for journalists. They don’t teach you that at Condé Nast School of Fash Mag Slags!