Gay marriage is ‘false bollocks’ for ‘some queen who wants to dress up in a bridal frock and dance up the aisle to the Village People’

Lose some weight, frog face!

No, it’s not Ronnie Kray chancing his luck with an Amy Winehouse hair-do. It is a UKIP representative. Not that you could get a cigarette paper between the likes of UKIP and your actual Ronnie Kray.

His name is David Coburn, he is an MEP earning a fortune and he is having a little UKIP-style pop at ‘equality Nazis’. We’re not sure how being a Nazi in favour of equality works as a concept but he’s having a hey-day with it. Even in that tight collar.

‘What you’re doing with the gay marriage issue is you’re rubbing people’s noses in the dirt,’ he said, flicking his polka-dot kerchief like a Nancy. Unfortunately not the kind of Nancy that Bill Sykes once took his stick to.

He thought the upgrade from Civil Partnership to marriage was simple dolly gay trouble-making and no mistake. ‘When you go across the road to pick a fight with someone of faith, that’s not got anything to do with it, that’s the equality Nazis trying to give Christianity a jolly good kicking. You know it, I know it, we all know it – it’s false bollocks, the lot of it.’

We’ve not heard of these false bollocks. Are they like false tits? If they are, we might give them a try.

Oh…  and Village People. Honey, no. Not down the aisle. What do we look like? Animals? That would be more of a Donna Summer ‘Love To Love You Baby’ moment.

 

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One comment to “Gay marriage is ‘false bollocks’ for ‘some queen who wants to dress up in a bridal frock and dance up the aisle to the Village People’”

  1. You’ve rather missed the point of this story – not only is he a UKIP MEP bashing gay marriage, but he’s also an openly gay UKIP MEP bashing gay marriage.

    Self-hating, much?

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