London’s glittering Kate Moss – among our most adored pissheads – has teamed up with Yoo, the architecture ‘n’ design company owned by Philippe Starck and someone else you’ve probably never heard of, to design one of their horrible second homes for rich cunts in the English countryside.
‘John [the one you’ve probably never heard of] and I became friends through our love for the English countryside,’ said Kate, without even moving her lips. ‘When he told me about The Barnhouse in the middle of the silver birch wood I was intrigued and then excited to become part of the design team. We have created a luxurious haven in the woods, a perfect place to escape with family and friends.’
First of all, we’ll be the judge of that.
Second of all, and the rest, getting Kate Moss to do your interiors is like getting a piece of cheese to make your shoes. And the proof, as they say, is in the very tarty interiors, as seen below. Even the Real Housetrouts of Cheshire’s Dawn couldn’t muster up a coffee table with a valance.