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The interior of this house has been designed by ‘Kate Moss’. Sorry, ‘designed’ by Kate Moss. And it’s a pile of wank.

The interior of this house has been designed by 'Kate Moss'. Sorry, 'designed' by Kate Moss. And it's a pile of wank.

London’s glittering Kate Moss – among our most adored pissheads – has teamed up with Yoo, the architecture ‘n’ design company owned by Philippe Starck and someone else you’ve probably never heard of, to design one of their horrible second homes for rich cunts in the English countryside.

‘John [the one you’ve probably never heard of] and I became friends through our love for the English countryside,’ said Kate, without even moving her lips. ‘When he toldĀ me about The Barnhouse in the middle of the silver birch wood I was intrigued and then excited to become part of the design team. We have created a luxurious haven in the woods, a perfect place to escape with family and friends.’

First of all, we’ll be the judge of that.

Second of all, and the rest, getting Kate Moss to do your interiors is like getting a piece of cheese to make your shoes. And the proof, as they say, is in the very tarty interiors, as seen below. Even the Real Housetrouts of Cheshire’s Dawn couldn’t muster up a coffee table with a valance.

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Is that a penis inside of your pants, Zac Efron, or are you just filming another hilarious scene for your next crappy movie?

Is that a penis inside of your pants, Zac Efron, or are you just filming another hilarious scene for your next crappy movie?

The film’s called Neighbours 2: Sorority Rising and we’re washing our hair that day.

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Oh yeah, Dieux du Stade…

Maybe if football players got their cocks out on sandy banks rather than dollying around with hair and Deansgate tarts they might make something of themselves.

Which brings us neatly to Thom Evans’ penis… (more…)

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David Gandy in some new Markseeeeees undersnacks.

David Gandy in some new Markseeeeees undersnacks.


David Gandy in some new Markseeeeees undersnacks.

Actually quite nice. Much nicer than most of the schmutt you see out there, something something something.

 

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The elusive Justin Bieber penis.

The elusive Justin Bieber penis.

We’ll be buggered if we can find it.

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Rolling your eyes at Madonna’s Rebel Heart tour? Well, The Guardian gave it a five-star review!

That's our girl!

Let’s just pick some random words and phrases out of the review of her Madison Square Garden concert then let you read the whole thing yourself. Here goes…

‘Overwhelming sensory bombardment’. ‘Enduring rawness and truth’. ‘Genuine physical peril.’ ‘Genuinely unnerving’. ‘Legs akimbo’ (which we thought was the name of a Bond girl but apparently not…). ‘Allure and aggression’. ‘Pure pleasure.’

Now you do the rest here.

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Selfie du jour

 
 

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The Daily Cunt proves that it’s prepared to give Jeremy Corbyn a fair go as Labour leader before they judge him…

Evil!

He also slapped an old lady who made tea for soldiers during the Crimean War, stood on a kitten and tore up a picture of Joanna Lumley. Wilful!

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