If you’ve been able to find some Telly V time in between flicking off to The Undateables and Crashed and Siblings and Making a Murderer and First Dates and Take Me Out and kittens and stuff, you may have stumbled across 10,000 BC. A tawdry old show contrived by Channel 5 to put naked people in a jungle and make them argue.
The ruse is… oh who cares what the ruse is. Something about no phones and only a bunch of twigs. But there are quite a lot of hot men in it, and not many hot women in it, so there you have it in a sexist-nutshell-of-which-we-approve.
And here’s one of the hot men in his nude. He’s called Dan and that rhymes with ham.