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Look at this bunch of child hookers under the impression they’re, like, En Vogue or something.

All, or some, of London’s glittering Social Media was a-buzz last night when this bunch of dancing potatoes took to the designer-imposter stage at The BRITS, a once-great show that’s now a showcase of mostly shite, presented by the world’s worst primordial duo, Ant ‘n’ The Other One.

It just shows how much standards have dropped in music that this Little Mix performance was lauded as a highlight, rather than a lowlight on a Cabbage Patch Doll. Adele was amazing, natch, even though her album is, let’s face it, meh, and Lorde was rather lordy, but the rest took mediocrity to a whole new mid-sized level.

Oh, and let’s just hope James Bay was on something, otherwise he really is a prize cunt.

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Ant ‘n’ Dec, though.

Sweetie, no!

 

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Liam Payne’s six pack. Someone’ll like it.

Liam Payne's six pack. Someone'll like it.

Toodle-oo.

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Squish squish, sweetie, squish squish.

S’got Michael Fassbender in it! And Rachel Weisz! And Alicia Vikander! And a lot of acting!

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Not bad, Sacha Baron Cohen *pats hair*

Not bad, Sacha Baron Cohen *pats hair*

So this is Sacha Baron Cohen and his wife Isla Fisher off-of Home & Away, at London’s glittering glittering London premier of the film, Grimsby, which we won’t be seeing because why would we?

Though Rebel Wilson’s in it and we love her. And Mark Strong’s in it and we love him. And even though Sacha’s wearing pan’eeeees under his pan’eeeees, we also love him. And we’re not sure if Isla’s in it, but we love her too. And Penelope Cruz is definitely in it and we love her. Ditto Ian McShane, love. And a chap called Scott Adkins whose name kinda rings a bell and who, according to extensive research on one page of IMDB, we probably love too.

Fuck it, we’ll go.

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James Norton off-of Happy Valley and War & Peace and Grantchester, in his dolly nude.

James Norton off-of Happy Valley and War & Peace and Grantchester, in his dolly nude.

Oh hello.

So, that bloke most of us fancy at least a little bit, mostly when he’s being a maniac in Yorkshire but also when he wants Jesus for a sunbeam while investigating curious wrongdoings alongside Robson Green and his VPL in a Cambridgeshire village, did a film a couple of years back called Bonobo in which he dropped trou’ in front of that bird off-of Only Fools and Horses, a show that really wasn’t as funny as people seem to think.

And here’s the proof. Of James Norton’s nudity, not Only Fools and Horses being a bunch of wank…  (more…)

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It’s the Absolutely Fabulous trailer, everyone! EVERYONE!

J’a-fucking-dore.

And yes, you are talking to people who spent the day on set with Dames Jennifer and Joanna and Joan and Julia. But our glittering lips are sealed, mostly owing to a confidentiality agreement.

We’ll do Hello! magazine, though.

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Patricia Routledge, star of screen and stage and stage and screen, is 87 today. If today was yesterday.

*bobs the deepest of curtseys*

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