No, this isn’t mid-90s pop phenomenon Dina Carroll, nor is it Mrs Huxtable from The Cosby Show. Though it could be Anna Friel off the telly, which is the recherché bit of our triptych of showbiz references seeing as you really need to be watching Marcella to get it.
It is in fact *checks headline* Mel B, erstwhile Spice and current bun.
Something, something, something.
We like Mel B. She let us feel her tits once. And it wasn’t even sexual because her tits aren’t a penis.