Tomorrow belongs to Theresa May as she unveils some very Third Reich-esque new measures. Just no one mention the fucking shoes!

Evil eyes

Prime Minister Theresa May, pictured here wearing all the make-up that MAC can make and no doubt some very pretty, quirky, kitten-ish heels that NO ONE BETTER FUCKING MENTION OR THERE’LL BE HELL TO PAY, set out her vision for post-Brexit Britain today. What a lovely place it’s going to be! She might even plant some flowers.

  1. The end of the European Convention on Human Rights. Because who needs those? Really? Just collecting dust in cupboards all over the country and costing a small fortune.
  2. New army cadet units in state schools. Well, we’ll need the soldiers and you know how naughty working class children can be – the ones that didn’t get into grammar schools. That’ll put some steel in them. We could call it Hitler Youth. Oh, no, that name’s gone.
  3. A huge cut in students from overseas (otherwise known as ‘foreign students’, ‘alien students’ or ‘darkies’). Because we don’t need their money in our Universities, not even when they’ve had their funding cut. And we don’t want a bunch of clever people knocking around, not in Brexit Britain, thank you very much.
  4. Firms will be forced to announce how many ‘foreign’ workers they are employing, to shame them into employing more British people. It’s not clear at this point whether Jewish shopkeepers’ windows will be smashed.
  5. The rights of EU migrants will be used as a bargaining chip in negotiations with Europe. Which may or may not result in the rebuilding of Checkpoint Charlie.
VN:F [1.9.22_1171]
Rating: 0.0/10 (0 votes cast)

More dolly #content:

One comment to “Tomorrow belongs to Theresa May as she unveils some very Third Reich-esque new measures. Just no one mention the fucking shoes!”

  1. I couldn’t decide between

    This would be hilarious if it weren’t so scary.

    OR

    It’s funny because it’s true.

    Either way, we’re fucked.

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)

Leave a comment