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Let’s start the working day with legs and lots of ’em

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And in today’s sports news…


Rugby. 

And that concludes today’s sports news. 

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That’s our girl!

Rip him a new... No let's not think about his arsehole

 

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As if Christmas wasn’t shit enough already, now Kylie is trying to own it with shows and records and a brand-new ‘Alvin the Chipmunk’-style single. When will the lambs stop screaming?

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Kate Bush has a new single. This is the video *screams*

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Them Warwick Rowers are getting their cocks and bums out for equality again. We love equality.

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Track.

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Scotch songbird Sheena Easton, pictured here wearing someone else’s hair, skin, nails and eyelashes, is coming to a West End near you!

Baby blue

Sheena Easton, whose baby takes the morning train, apparently, even with all that money, is coming to the West End. Not on a shopping trip or a ‘ladies who lunch’-type situation but to *checks notes* be in something!

That something? 42nd Street, thank you for asking, a show older and noisier even than Sheena’s hair extensions, in which she will share the stage of the Theatre Royal Drury Lane, where Nell Gwynne once shifted oranges by the basketful, with someone off of Emmerdale.

The show starts in March next year, so you have time to work out your outfit, and features songs such as ’42nd Street’, ‘We’re in the Money’, ‘I Only Have Eyes for You’, ‘For Your Eyes Only’ and ‘U Got the Look’.

 

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