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A picture of Alex Reid with his trousers open while we wait for something to happen...

A picture of Alex Reid with his trousers open while we wait for something to happen…

It’s from Now magwoizine in case you were interested. You weren’t? Well, we beg your pardon.

Katie Price is divorcing *checks notes* Alex Reid, apparently.

Katie Price is divorcing *checks notes* Alex Reid, apparently.

The Daily Star says Katie Price off-of Jordan off-of cunt off-of and c) and d), is divorcing the boxer chap. Though they’ll probably squeeze in another blessing before the decree nisi. However, seeing as any normal toilet-goer doesn’t believe a single word that comes out of Katie Price’s arse/mouth/flange/hair, that headline might as well have […]

Alex Reid in 'has no cock' shock!

Alex Reid in ‘has no cock’ shock!

We’re not sure where this is from. The ‘ITV’ bit in the corner narrows it down to either BBC2 or ITV, the chandeliers make us think it could be the fancy Vietnamese café down the road, the white chiffon makes us think it could be a fancy shop and/or restaurant that sells terracotta pots and white […]

This strange little thing to Alex Reid's left is a 'superfan' and she even has a name. The strange thing to his right is just a cunt.

This strange little thing to Alex Reid’s left is a ‘superfan’ and she even has a name. The strange thing to his right is just a cunt.

1) We used to like Katie Price. She used to be a bad person in a very good way. Now she’s a bad person in a very bad way. Her PR people must be so proud. 2) The person attached to Alex Reid’s left side, who clearly likes Quavers, is called Tanya MacIntosh and she […]

And talking of Alex Reid's cock (weren't you?), here's Alex Reid's cock (weren't you?). Hooray!

And talking of Alex Reid’s cock (weren’t you?), here’s Alex Reid’s cock (weren’t you?). Hooray!

So one minute you’re talking about someone’s cock, the next minute, there it is. In your face. Doing cartwheels for light relief or just slicing a piece of lemon drizzle cake. You can’t pay for that level of service these days, not even in a Shangri La. And so, by the Power of Greyskull or […]

Alex Reid, Alex Reid's arse, and Alex Reid's arse with tide line.

Alex Reid, Alex Reid’s arse, and Alex Reid’s arse with tide line.

And Alex Reid’s arse that looks like it bummed a Cheesy Wotsit. Can one imagine the sheets? Really, the sheets? Can one? Turin Shroud with a side-order of scat sprinkled with dirty protest… *reaches for a lemon scented Wet Wipe*

No, it's Alex you're getting married to this time, Jordan *member of crew checks clipboard and concurs*

No, it’s Alex you’re getting married to this time, Jordan *member of crew checks clipboard and concurs*

She’s a big old, silly old scrubber, that Jordan. Appearing on yesterday’s riveting edition of This Morning with Philip and Fat Tits Willoughby, she talked about renewing her vows this summer (because there are never enough weddings in these fools’ lives) but started talking about her and Pete when the new one is apparently called […]

Alex won!

Alex won!

So let’s look at his cock! Yey!