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By Me Me Me on April 12, 2011
It’s from Now magwoizine in case you were interested. You weren’t? Well, we beg your pardon.
By Me Me Me on November 26, 2010
The Daily Star says Katie Price off-of Jordan off-of cunt off-of and c) and d), is divorcing the boxer chap. Though they’ll probably squeeze in another blessing before the decree nisi. However, seeing as any normal toilet-goer doesn’t believe a single word that comes out of Katie Price’s arse/mouth/flange/hair, that headline might as well have […]
By Me Me Me on July 15, 2010
We’re not sure where this is from. The ‘ITV’ bit in the corner narrows it down to either BBC2 or ITV, the chandeliers make us think it could be the fancy Vietnamese café down the road, the white chiffon makes us think it could be a fancy shop and/or restaurant that sells terracotta pots and white […]
This strange little thing to Alex Reid’s left is a ‘superfan’ and she even has a name. The strange thing to his right is just a cunt.
By Me Me Me on March 27, 2010
1) We used to like Katie Price. She used to be a bad person in a very good way. Now she’s a bad person in a very bad way. Her PR people must be so proud. 2) The person attached to Alex Reid’s left side, who clearly likes Quavers, is called Tanya MacIntosh and she […]
By Me Me Me on January 27, 2010
And Alex Reid’s arse that looks like it bummed a Cheesy Wotsit. Can one imagine the sheets? Really, the sheets? Can one? Turin Shroud with a side-order of scat sprinkled with dirty protest… *reaches for a lemon scented Wet Wipe*
No, it’s Alex you’re getting married to this time, Jordan *member of crew checks clipboard and concurs*
By Me Me Me on March 19, 2010
She’s a big old, silly old scrubber, that Jordan. Appearing on yesterday’s riveting edition of This Morning with Philip and Fat Tits Willoughby, she talked about renewing her vows this summer (because there are never enough weddings in these fools’ lives) but started talking about her and Pete when the new one is apparently called […]