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God-bothering rancid homophobe and fame-whore Anne Widdecombe is back on the anti-gay campaign! But she's fun, right?

God-bothering rancid homophobe and fame-whore Anne Widdecombe is back on the anti-gay campaign! But she’s fun, right?

Christian politician, Strictly Come Dancing contestant, panto star, virgin and general all-round nasty piece of work Anne Widdecombe (that’s her up there wearing some sort of hair) is at it again, folks. And this time it involves cake… because there are no lengths she won’t go to. Wading into the row about a cake with [...]

'Gay cure' therapy is OK says this hatchet-faced, God-bothering nut-job. Yes, of course it's Ann Widdecombe

‘Gay cure’ therapy is OK says this hatchet-faced, God-bothering nut-job. Yes, of course it’s Ann Widdecombe

Oh, what a lovely face to wake up to! This, gentle readers, is Ann Widdecombe. Ann Widdecombe was once a right-wing MP who advocated the persecution of gays at every turn. She has never been a big lover of the gays, has Ann. She’s a big lover of Jesus. The feeling, unfortunately, is not mutual. [...]

Anne Widdecombe, the homophobic Tory God-fearing fame-whore, might be joining the Strictly Come Dancing judging panel.

Anne Widdecombe, the homophobic Tory God-fearing fame-whore, might be joining the Strictly Come Dancing judging panel.

Anne Widdecombe – who is not only a moron who Jesus absolutely fucking doesn’t want for a sunbeam, but an utter cunt who dresses like the village idiot in Lark Rise To Candleford to boot (emphasis on the boot) – is rumoured to be replacing Alesha Dixon on the judging panel of Strictly Come On [...]

And this year's vile Tory show-off on Strictly is... Edwina Currie

And this year’s vile Tory show-off on Strictly is… Edwina Currie

She may not be the fetid, god-bothering homophobe (TM) that is Anne Widdecombe, but we still don’t want to see this. Do we? No, do we? No, we don’t.

The European Map o' Cuntiness

The European Map o’ Cuntiness

This is a map showing who’s cunty and who’s not so cunty to the gays in London’s glittering Europe. We – Her Majesty’s UK – are rather lovely. The loveliest of them all, in fact. Those wily Easties with their block-voting and aversion to natural fabrics are very cunty. As is the Pope and his [...]

Cher, Liza AND Barbra up for Worst Actress awards! Do we detect the hand of Baroness Warsi at work?

Cher, Liza AND Barbra up for Worst Actress awards! Do we detect the hand of Baroness Warsi at work?

It can surely be no coincidence that three of the greatest gay icons of yesteryear – Cher (please give this picture a moment: it’s some of her finest work!), Liza and Barbra have all received nominations for Razzies, or Worst Actress Awards. We suspect the religious right, the ghost of Sonny Bono, the hair of [...]

If Justin Bieber isn't a lesbian, what's the point of him?

If Justin Bieber isn’t a lesbian, what’s the point of him?

Justin Bieber, the singing mister-sister with shiny Northern hair and Brillo Pad eyebrows and a growth hormone deficit (we can’t scare the 11-year-old girls, right?) is shit. You had no idea where we were going with that, did you? We surprise ourselves. He’s also an arrogant shit. An arrogant little shit. An arrogant little shit [...]

'I might indeed be remembered more for my dancing than my political career'

‘I might indeed be remembered more for my dancing than my political career’

By which she means, of course, ‘Maybe by making a total dingbat of myself on’t telly of a Saturday night, no one will remember what a nasty, self-serving, homophobic, far-right cunt I was.’ Don’t worry love. We’ll always remember you for your finest work.