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Some things about Madonna’s new video featuring Katy Perry, Miley Cyrus, Beyonce and some socks…

1. The socks have more talent than all of them put together. 2. Rita WhOra-for-money, fuck off! 3. Beyonce doing ‘Bitch, I’m Madonna’ is quite funny. 4. Is Madonna prepared to wear any clothes that happen to be in the room at any given period? 5. How rough does Miley look? Are the drugs catching […]

One dance routine Beyonce won’t be, erm, interpretting

The bit at 1.33 gives you the right willies. Or the wrong willies…

Break it to us like that, why don't you, Beyonce? A new album. Out of nowhere!

Break it to us like that, why don’t you, Beyonce? A new album. Out of nowhere!

Here she is. Lady Miss B. Smoking a fag. From her new album of songs and videos. Haven’t heard of it? No, nor has anyone else. While the likes of Gaga are hitting us over the head with songs and outfits and videos and what have yous months before there’s anything to actually, you know, […]

We told Beyonce she should have done the Josephine Baker story! Now Rihanna's got in there.

We told Beyonce she should have done the Josephine Baker story! Now Rihanna’s got in there.

Josephine Baker is/was a legend. The talk of 20s/30s Paris for her famous banana dance, she had to go in the service entrance of hotels in racially-segregated New York when she went home and was refused service in top nightspots. She was the woman who would take her pet cheetah to the cinema on a […]

Honey, have you been working out? Beyonce not looking very bootylicious

Honey, have you been working out? Beyonce not looking very bootylicious

It is a picture of a dress that could have been designed any time between now and 1956 by Roberto Cavalli (yeah, we’ll be the judge of that) for Beyonce’s tour (where is that goddamn accent? If anyone knows, please do tell…) Just sayin’, those legs look a little longer and skinnier than the actual […]

Scenes from our upcoming holibobs to Mykonos with music by a newly brunette Beyonce

http://youtu.be/UikC_ylaYV0

Oh, look, it’s Beyonce through the ages!

Beyonce j'adores the gays, etc.

Beyonce j’adores the gays, etc.

If we had the budget and/or the inclination, we’d get one of London’s glittering experts to analyse Beyonce’s handwriting. The results would probably be hair related.