Rose turns into Blanche in her new calendar. So, someone’s going to buy a Betty White calendar?

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She is the last remaining Golden Girl and here she is starring in her new calendar… The Betty White Calendar.

The Betty White Calendar is what is known in the business (not quite sure which ‘business’, just THE business) as a gift item.

A gift item is something you would never dream of buying for yourself but you would buy it for a present. Or ‘gift’. Because it doesn’t matter how cluttered up with shit everyone else’s house gets, as long as yours stays fashionably sleek with lines everywhere. But EVERYWHERE. As in, ‘Decorator, we need more lines in here. Many more lines… And get rid of that Betty White Calendar!’

May 21st, 2010

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Jonathan Harvey, writer of Canary (this is the poster!), Beautifuls Thing and People, Gimme Gimme Gimme and the gay bits in Corrie mops up your last impertinent questions

May 11th, 2010

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While the others are all dead (is Blanche dead? We can’t remember and are way too busy to research), Betty White gets a Saturday Night Live make-over!

May 7th, 2010

So, seeing as there’s bugger all news today - apart from the Tiger ‘Man has affair shock’ Woods thing. And the Afghan exit plan. And Pakistan saying Bin Laden ain’t here. Oh yes he is. Oh no he isn’t (note festive panto reference). And well-wishers being told not to send food packages to the troops (they’re like baby jesuses!). And some bollocks to do with X Factory. And some crazy bollocks to do with Susan Boyle - let’s look at another naked rugby calendar.

December 2nd, 2009

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Rose turns into Blanche in her new calendar. So, someone’s going to buy a Betty White calendar?

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Jonathan Harvey, writer of Canary (this is the poster!), Beautifuls Thing and People, Gimme Gimme Gimme and the gay bits in Corrie mops up your last impertinent questions

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While the others are all dead (is Blanche dead? We can’t remember and are way too busy to research), Betty White gets a Saturday Night Live make-over!

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Now, we like a tattoo as much as the next person (actually, that’s not true), but this is taking it a little far…

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You thought Sally Webster off-of Corrie was upstairs playing her tapes. But she really did have the cancer!

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Tracylove is back! Kicking off at her nan’s funeral! That’s our girl.

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sings ‘Robin Hood, Robin Hood, riding through the glen… Robin Hood, Robin Hood, with his band of men… bumming.’

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From the sublime (Sade) to the ridic (Barbie dressed by Comme des Garcons)

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Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

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Lily Allen is hoping Sir Dame Elton John will creep into bed with her commissions a whole new emoticon

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Is this the end of Blanche? Say it ain’t so!

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Liz? McDonald? Face? Surgery? Ecky? Bloody? Thump? Mushy peas?

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If this is what dining with Madonna leaves you looking like, we’ll stick to the Haribo and Hollyoaks…

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Can we just talk about last night’s Coronation Street? No really, can we?