She may be known as Rat Cunt in the bars and pubs of Essex’s Golden Triangle (no reference to her minge area intended) but nu-lesbian Samantha Fox is getting ready for her first bushtucker trial (no reference to her minge area intended).

Yes, the mentalist that is former glamour model Samantha Fox is reported to be going into I’m a Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here, which starts next weekend and we feel that there will be much value for money out of the double D diamond.

Also reported to be going in (no reference to her minge area intended) is football’s hardman, the rather boring but we wouldn’t mind seeing him showering naked Brian Paddick-stylee, Vinnie Jones. Not entering the bush however (no reference…. intended) is Katie Jordan Price who was apparently - ‘apparently’ here indicating that we don’t believe a word of it - offered half a million squid to go in.

And just to remind ourselves - and because we were chatting to him at last night’s glamo Stonewall Awards, mentioning that there should have been an award for Best Arse, which we would have supported him in - here’s Brian Paddick, off-of police, showering. Without clothes or apparel… Continues…