So, we know Fred Phelps and his crazy as a box of crazy Christian hair family are evil incarnate. With an evil bonnet on. Peppered with evil. With a side of evil. Followed by an evil sorbet.

And that Her Majesty’s home secretary, Jacqui Smith, has quite rightly banned him and his dirty trout of a daughter from entering Grande Bretagne, where they planned to picket a school play in Basingstoke promoting tolerance for gays. The play, Laramie Project, depicts the murder of Matthew Shepard, the gay teenager who was abducted, tortured and then left to die on a crucifix in a forest in Laramie, Wyoming in 1998. Because he was gay.

Well, that nice Fred Phelps and his retarded clan have bought a plot of land beside where Matthew Shepard was crucified, and plan to build a memorial CELEBRATING his murder.

Now that takes the evil crunch biscuit.

Oh, and now that they’ve been banned from Britain, and Britain is the sort of heinous country that promotes tolerance (who’d've thunk it?), Freddie ‘Krueger’ Phelps has posted the following on one of his interdolly sites, snappily entitled God Hates the World. Which is funny, seeing as you freaky Christian folk seem to insist He made it in His image. But that’s by the byways and Highways to Heaven (ooh, pun noted! *pats back of head*)… So this is the crazy rant - with our own back-chat in brackets, naturally… Continues…