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The partying potato has a new husband (well, soon…) and she’s never looked lumpier. Sorry, lovelier.
By Me Me Me on February 1, 2011
Here she is. The useless, talentless, lumpen bag of (too much skin) that is Scientologist Honeymonster Peaches Geldof with the man who will, no doubt, soon be her new husband. God help the poor bastard. Chucking Peaches under one of her wide selection of chins is one Thomas Cohen, who, judging by the other photos […]
Just when you thought London Fashion Week couldn’t get any tackier, what with the Partying Potato Geldofs and all, this skank turns up!
By Me Me Me on September 23, 2010
Rocking an Ultra Nate hairstyle (very, erm, now), some shoes from Shoe Express, those glasses people with cataracts wear, a plastic Africaaaa pendant (again, very now) and some dead things round her shoulders – even though temperatures in London that day were hovering in the late 70s – is this piece. Her name is Amber […]
By Me Me Me on July 28, 2010
Peaches Geldof, who has been given everything yet given nothing, has landed her own telly show which is being touted as ‘Jeremy Kyle for teenagers’. Jeremy Kyle, for those who don’t know, is basically Ricki Lake. Yet utterly detestable. *penny drops* The show will be on ITV. *penny keeps on droppin’* ‘We are going to test […]
By Me Me Me on May 18, 2009
Not content with boring the bollocks off London and New York, Peaches Geldof off-of Bob ‘give us yer money’, ‘no, you give us yours’ Geldof has landed in Cannes. And no one knows why. Is she an actress? No. Is she a journalist? No. Does she work in film production? No. Is she an international […]
We know that by covering this story we are just encouraging more coverage of the Partying Potato™ that is Peaches Geldof, but we felt the world needed to see the camel toe that is her most-probably-never-even-had-a-hymen bucket fanny…
By Me Me Me on May 13, 2009
*pauses, pukes, wipes mouth, pukes again, gets post-puke euphoria, dances around a bit, catches sight of cloven-hoofed Geldof parts again, pukes once more for luck, leaves the room*
The partying potato’s marriage is over. All eyebrows fail to rise. And they still say gays getting hitched discredits the institution of marriage.
By Me Me Me on February 9, 2009
Potato Geldof (she certainly got her father’s looks!) and her poor deluded sucker of a husband have announced – to the utter shock of the world! – that their marriage is over. ‘After much soul-searching,’ (soul? Potato? Surely some mistake) ‘we have made the mutual decision to end our marriage and have agreed to go […]
Any show with ‘OMG!’ in the title needs a swift kick up the cunt. As does the presenter of said show. (AKA ‘When will the lambs stop screaming? Part 3’)
By Me Me Me on December 1, 2010
We’ll give you half a guess as to who the presenter of ‘OMG! Totally Peaches’ is. RiiiiiGHT?! And we’ll give you one third of a guess as to which TV channel is churning out said bollocky bollocks. (ITV2. To be fair you could have been wasting your time with Channel 5 or CBS Drama or […]