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Iran recalls their ambassador from Azerbaijan because of the Eurovision. Time to grow up?


That silly old Mr. I’madinnerjacket off-of Iran – you know, the one who can’t tie a tie? – has decided to remove his ambassador from the Eurovision host country, and we quote, ‘in connection with the insulting of religious saints’. Without a word of a lie!

Apparently, he’d got wind of some sort of gay parade – like the whole of Eurovision isn’t a gay parade! – and decided enough was enough: ‘Pack your LVs, dolly,’ he said in a top-level telegram to the Iranian ambassador, who was looking forward to a weekend of fun with some of the EuroV contingent. ‘You’re out of there.’

Silly old queen!

 

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So, which drugs would you like this evening?


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And in today’s sports news…


Someone winning at wrestling.

And that concludes today’s sports news.

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It’s F. Scott Fitzgerald meets Moulin Rouge as Baz Lurpak does Gatsby

Well, he’s already ridden roughshod over Shakespeare so Scotty can just jolly well brace himself. Besides, we don’t care what anyone says, we think it looks good.

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Now, we like fashion. We sometimes send a letter. What could be more pefect than fashion stamps?


It is a stamp. It has Auntie Viv Westwoods or Alexander McQueen or Paul Smith or Tommy Nutter or Ossie Clarke or Zandra Rhodes or Granny Takes a Trip (it was a 60s thing. We’re not keen but it would do for you). And you can send off a letter with it. Or a notelet.

Available now for ready money.

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Bringing the big dresses to the little people, at last, it’s Diana Ross in Central Park (featuring real tears)!

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19 going on 45. It’s the evil. It piles years on you.


Miley Cyrus. And this was all she was wearing. No skirt. No trousers. Not even a knickerbocker.

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Sorry, not big enough.


Worlds biggest pool

This is the pool belonging to a new hotel in Chile. Horrible, isn’t it? And yes, we also presumed it was in Dubai or Saudi Arabia or somewhere equally horrible.

It’s not as good as Sealion Dion’s pool, though. Hers has a lazy river!

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And in today’s sports news…


James Magnussen, who is a *checks notes* swimmer from *checks notes* Australia.

And that *checks notes* concludes today’s sports news.

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