How it delights us to see The Daily Cunt at the centre of a grovelling apology as Facebook limbers up ready to sue their sorry (and probably fat and quite dimpled) arses…

The reason? In the course of one of their in-depth investigations into how the country is going to the dogs, they purported the extreme untruth that if you are an innocent child on Facebook, some old perv will be showing his front business off to you before you’ve had time to open your fags.

Not true, sayeth Facebook (it’s certainly never happened to us, not even in the name of research) and so the Mail has started trying to take it back. Not quick enough though, suckers! The lawyers are onto it.