And when Katy Perry is nominated for Album of the Year. And Best Female Pop Vocal Performance (we’ll be the judge of that).
And in willful ignorance of anyone we’ve never heard of, Goldfrapp and Sade are in there somewhere. As are Florence and the Machine, presumably for ruining ‘You Got The Love’.
Full list after the jump, with the shit ones no-one cares about edited out. (more…)
Hard to believe, right? He’s also releasing a song called ‘Hurricane’ with his band called 30 Seconds to Mars. It was a difficult decision, but we decided not to listen to the song because we thought it wouldn’t be our cup of vodka, and what with austerity measures we just can’t afford the time.
Oh, looks like we lied. We actually did listen to the song and even looked at a glittering preview of the video. The song is good-if-you-like-that-sort-of-thing, Jared Leto sounds like Enrique Iglesias without the faux-emotive shitting-one-out moans at the end of words thing, the video is pretty with nudity (see above), and Jared Leto is just about one of the loveliest people we have ever interviewed. And that isn’t showing off, it’s just cricket. (more…)
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lazyDlfaptM&feature=player_embedded#!
And if anyone can think of anyone we j’adore more than Adele, please send us their name on a postcard in the shape of Diana, Late Princess of Wales’s head, with a fifty pound note attached using BluTack. We’re collecting BluTack.
