OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG, it’s the actual video for One More Sleep.

It’s the moment we’ve been waiting for since the last moment – the actual video for Leona Lewis’s instant Christmarse classic, One More Sleep.

Sure, we still can’t remember the words, and all our arms are exhausted from the associated choreography, but just look at that video. Look at it!

From the designer-imposter snow to the house lifted straight from The Ideal Home Show to Leona Lewis’s real-life schtupp, Dennis Jauch, playing the schtupp, we’ve not seen such tip-topness in a festive music video since Cliff Richard swayed in Mistletoe and Wine.

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19 hit songs?

19 hit songs?

We’ll be the judge of that.

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The 2011 Grammy nominations. You know you’re on a hiding to bollocks when Justin Bieber is nominated for Best New Artist (we’ll be the judge of that, etc.)

Justin Bieber Grammy Awards 2011

And when Katy Perry is nominated for Album of the Year. And Best Female Pop Vocal Performance (we’ll be the judge of that).

And in willful ignorance of anyone we’ve never heard of, Goldfrapp and Sade are in there somewhere. As are Florence and the Machine, presumably for ruining ‘You Got The Love’.

Full list after the jump, with the shit ones no-one cares about edited out. (more…)

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Jared Leto, here seen wearing his hair to the right, has something something something.

Jared Leto naked

Hard to believe, right? He’s also releasing a song called ‘Hurricane’ with his band called 30 Seconds to Mars. It was a difficult decision, but we decided not to listen to the song because we thought it wouldn’t be our cup of vodka, and what with austerity measures we just can’t afford the time.

Oh, looks like we lied. We actually did listen to the song and even looked at a glittering preview of the video. The song is good-if-you-like-that-sort-of-thing, Jared Leto sounds like Enrique Iglesias without the faux-emotive shitting-one-out moans at the end of words thing, the video is pretty with nudity (see above), and Jared Leto is just about one of the loveliest people we have ever interviewed. And that isn’t showing off, it’s just cricket. (more…)

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Adele’s new single. J’adore.


And if anyone can think of anyone we j’adore more than Adele, please send us their name on a postcard in the shape of Diana, Late Princess of Wales’s head, with a fifty pound note attached using BluTack. We’re collecting BluTack.

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