Oh, wait, it’s the selfie of a cunt! One of 179,378,493 that appear in Selfish, a book Kim Kardashian her very selfie describes as ‘another opportunity to make money out of morons’. But don’t quote us on that.
In the bumf, her publisher, Rizzoli, claims Kim is ‘hailed by many (including Givenchy designer Riccardo Tisci) as the modern-day personification of Marilyn Monroe’. Only without the looks, charisma, talent and likeability. So nothing fucking like Marilyn Monroe.
Costing $19.95 – a guinea or two – the environmental impact alone of pulping an area the size of that pissing arse of hers for this self-aggrandising hardbound conveyor belt of validation requests is thought to have pushed us into an early-onset ice-age.