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It’s the new smell from Chanel. All of Manhattan is a-buzz.

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Well aren't thee fancy.

On a scale of one to bumming, new smells excite us this much.

And the new Chanel smell - Bleu de Chanel - is its first men’s fragrance for the mens since 1837 (workie’s being used as a medicine ball and apparently can’t do two things at once) and it is based on one of its scents from the 1930s. Lazy, much?

What we love about it most so far is the bottle. If you’re from Manchester, you might pronounce that ‘bockle’.

What we find most interesting is the transformation of the face of Bleu de Chanel, Gaspard Ulliel. Try pronouncing that with your mouth full. Or even gargling.

Here he is *points north* in the ads for Bleu de Chanel, as photographed by Jean-Baptiste Mondino. All hair and no knickers.

And here is he *points at ‘continues’ button* as not photographed by Jean-Baptiste Mondino, all hair off-of a northern soap. All of it.  Continues…

Pepe jeans? Do people still wear those?

Kate Moss, Vogue, Burberry Prorsum coat, want. How’s that for a title?

Sit up straight! Honestly, dollies these days…

Madonna and Dolce and Gabbana have collaborated on a range of sunglasses. This range has been named MDG. Someone got paid a lot of money to come up with that. Someone also got paid a lot of money to come up with this, the advertising campaign for MDG. Which we appear to have seen *checks notes* 1,432 times before.

Hours of fun!

From the sublime (Sade) to the ridic (Barbie dressed by Comme des Garcons)

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Is it a cock ring? Is it a toilet? Is it Jocelyn Wildenstein? Is it your Mum?

Really, what would Kanye West’s dead mother say?

Nasty clammy cock or nice toasty testicles? Introducing tights for mens….

Take those ridiculous clothes off immediately!

Honey, have you done something to you hair?

It may cost over £200 but it really does work. And it doesn’t contain the brain cells of dead people anymore either!

Suck on this, Gok

Afraid of colour and only got 23 pence to last you till pay day? Best not get one of these £200 colourful suits from TopMan, then.

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