Rule 1: Place what you want them to photograph near what they’re photographing anyway. Just as when you need to teach your cheating husband a lesson by going out without your wedding ring, you place your left hand at face-level at all times, whether you’re removing a strand of weave demurely from your mouth or maybe daintily chasing a crumb across the sticky swamp of lip-gloss into your mouth.
In this case, one of the Kardashians whom we chose not to learn the name of has placed a floral teddy bear next to her baps. Kate McCann could have learned a thing or two with that pink bunny.
Oh and can we just say ‘mouth’ and ‘eyebrows’?