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Is this young man wearing trousers?

Is this young man wearing trousers?

Look at this. It’s fashion. Because we personally can’t wait to get into some American tan tights and a flouncy blouse this season of goodwill (tee hee, we nearly said ‘willy’). The model is dancer Roberto Bolle, who we have a lot of time for, mainly quite late at night. The photographer is Annie Liebowitz, [...]

Oh, look who's just made it onto our shit list!

Oh, look who’s just made it onto our shit list!

Dirty Liz Hurley has become the latest face/skanky thighs of mink peddlers Blackglama (they can’t even spell ‘glamour’ let alone design it). Now, while we know that Liz Hurley will do anything for a dollar (really, most things – ask any of the rich men she’s shagged) and we’re prepared to forgive former Blackglama spokesperson [...]

'Oh, baby cheeses, is it that time of the day already and in the name of the Lord we've still not had a sing-song?'

‘Oh, baby cheeses, is it that time of the day already and in the name of the Lord we’ve still not had a sing-song?’

And today, just in case we get one of those burning cross decorations on our lawns (see below), we’ll mostly be sing-songing along to ‘Like a Prayer’ by OGL, just to get those moves down. After the jump… 

Elton John? Marriage? With our reputation? No thanks.

Elton John? Marriage? With our reputation? No thanks.

Elton John off-of was once married to a lady many moons ago, has said that he doesn’t think the gayses should bother to get themselves all worked up into a flustered frenzy by fighting against Proposition 8. In case you forgot, that is California’s ban on cock-to-cock, vag-to-vag marriage. The gap-toothed cock-sucker (literally speaking) said: [...]

Do you know someone who needs a burning cross on their lawn this season of goodwill?

Do you know someone who needs a burning cross on their lawn this season of goodwill?

Imagine you have a black neighbour you think needs a little festive cheer? Why not sneak onto his front lawn this Christmas and suprise him with this burning cross Christmas decoration brought to you by the American Family Association, a bunch of fascist fundamentalists (with the emphasis firmly on the ‘mentalists’) who are branching out [...]

We kinda love you LoLo. Just stop wearing the fur. Salope!

We kinda love you LoLo. Just stop wearing the fur. Salope!

See that puff of what looks like smoke? There, sort of central and a bit to the left. Hard to see here but it is Lindsay Lohan off-of lesbianism (and didn’t she once make a film? *racks brain* No, we’re thinking of Paris Hilton) getting a bunch of flour chucked at her. Well, it’s ‘farine’, [...]

We want to be all of these things...

We want to be all of these things…

Antony Price, fancy tailor off-of the Roxy Music/Bryan Ferry/Roxy Music look has done a range for Topman. You may have heard. Now this is a dilemma for us. Mostly because the range is pretty darn-my-socks genius. And mostly because we don’t want every dolly in town buying it up and wearing it down the Hackney Road come the [...]

Our new pied a terre when in gay Pareeeee!

Our new pied a terre when in gay Pareeeee!

There’s not a lot we won’t do for Philippe Starcke, not since we turned up at his Paris apartment to interview him and he opened the door wearing nothing but a sarong with some fairly sizeable design equipment clearly visible underneath (an accident, surely!) Which is why when we go to Paris, we’ll be trying [...]