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Erm, accent?

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-89hA3LkH0E&playnext=1&list=PL4AA32A361456A7F6 Christian Bale learnt everything he knows from Jackie St Angelo. Isn’t he quite the dick.

Fat, fat, fat!

Fat, fat, fat!

We hate ourselves in this picture so much that Channel 4 has commissioned a programme, Half Ton Gay. All of Manhattan is a-buzz and Jaffa Cakes have run out of sponge.

Oi, weren't we supposed to have some sort of say in matters Eurovish-related?

Oi, weren’t we supposed to have some sort of say in matters Eurovish-related?

Even back in the days when Dame Clifford Richards and Olivia Neutron Bomb and Lulu were representing Her Majesty’s United Kingdom at Eurovision – you know, when there were six countries in it and we came second every year – we still got to choose the song. This year, however, the BBC have gone all […]

This is a public service message

This is a public service message

As you head out this weekend, make sure you know whether or not you are taking a clone home with you. For the full ‘not safe for work’ version, jump the jump. But beware, there is penis involved (well, it is Friday and we have worked hard)…

Which one-time HUGE girl band is this making a comeback?

Which one-time HUGE girl band is this making a comeback?

Is it Baccara? No. Is it Cheeky Girls? We said ‘huge’, so no. Is it Lady Gaga as seen by Karen Walker? No (which reminds us, ‘Oi, workie, where’s that vodka and soda with two limes and ice right up to here we ordered?’) Is it Shakespear’s Sister, with the mis-spelling and everything? No. Is […]

We’ve been doing it all wrong for years

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KswnjMa-MQ We were even playing the wrong jazz.

Lock up your sons, daughters and transgender offspring! It's Elton and his partner!

Lock up your sons, daughters and transgender offspring! It’s Elton and his partner!

Don’t worry if your children are looking right up Britney’s skirt and into the very void of her soul but make sure they don’t get exposed to an image of a gay couple and their adopted child. Could screw them up. Could make them gay or communist or Muslim or all three. Or all four! […]

Is this Georgios Michael's Grindr profile pic? Short answer: No.

Is this Georgios Michael’s Grindr profile pic? Short answer: No.

This cheeky monkey has been passing himself off as Georgious Michaels on Aussie Grindr-likey for bears ‘n’ otters ‘n’ other animals Scruff. He’s been doing this not by slumping at the wheel of his car, cottaging in park toilets, smashing into Snappy Snaps or indeed by nodding out on spliff across the table from a […]