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Teen orgy or just the new Bennetton spring/summer campaign?

Teen orgy or just the new Bennetton spring/summer campaign?

Just the new Bennetton spring/summer campaign, we’re afraid, though we are refreshed/surprised to find there is clothing here that we would actually, you know, wear. And we’ve not been near Bennetton since the late 80s. They’re going for blocky brights, simple shapes, fabric belts… OK, so we were all wearing this about three years ago [...]

Will Young - a spokesman for numpties nationwide.

Will Young – a spokesman for numpties nationwide.

Did anyone see William ‘nithe to thee you, to thee you nithe’ Young on Question Time last night? Let’s just say that the world has woken up a better place now that he has put it to rights. Yes, the intellectual pop star (sorry, but a 2:2 from Exeter does not Bertrand Russell make) was invited [...]

Fag Hag Diary

Fag Hag Diary

Friday The Fag Hag is currently feeling overwhelmed with adoration for psycho bitch of the week, Dominique Fisher. Why who she, Faggy?’ I hear you cry en masse breathily and tunefully, not unlike Michael Jackson’s choir in ‘Heal the World’. She, my darlings is the wonderfully unstable woman who left a uniquely genius calling card [...]

Honey, bigotry is so not your colour!

Honey, bigotry is so not your colour!

Just trying to get our heads round this utterly retarded T-shirt, modelled here by a woman who is not quite as EX-homosexual as she thinks judging by the hair and earrings, which are very hot dyke. It’s been ‘masterminded’ (we have to use that term loosely, for obv reasons) by The Passion for Christ Movement but [...]

How lame.

How lame.

You know the genius ‘There’s probably no god. Now stop worrying and start enjoying life’ adverts that are peppered across Big London? You know, the one that inspired our own genius-even-if-we-do-say-so-our-dolly-selves ‘Stop reading the Daily Mail and start enjoying life’ campaign? (We will get that off the ground, incidentally. We just got side-tracked by, well, cock [...]

Who exactly does Dirk Bikkembergs think is buying football boots these days?

Who exactly does Dirk Bikkembergs think is buying football boots these days?

For a start, we know that Bikkembergs as a brand has moved into chav territory a little but surely anyone, you know, actually playing football would go to a brand like Adidas. Secondly, footballers don’t – unfortch – wear these dolly little shorts where you can see their cocks through. Thirdement and lastly, a launch [...]

Oh, put it away love. Question mark.

Oh, put it away love. Question mark.

Is it us or is the law of diminishing returns banging David Beckham to rights with these Armani ads (has a moment to visualise ‘banging David Beckham’. And we’re back)? Hmmm. The first one of him reclining with balls the size of which we’ve not seen since… well, let’s not go into that, was amazing. [...]

Lily Cole with blonde hair.

Lily Cole with blonde hair.

*falls off chair* Wasn’t that exciting, famouses-who-change-their-hair-colour-watchers? We find a blonde Lily Cole cute. Cute with a capital ute. Like a child, even. Like a child who’s been fiddling with Momma’s dressing up box. And if you’re wondering, mais, why-on-earth has she done this? It’s for her part in that moving picture, Rage, about a transgender supermodel [...]