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Reason to follow rugby #172637482

Reason to follow rugby #172637482

So this weekend sees the start of rugby union’s Six Nations championship and what better excuse to perve over the hot stuffs that gets down and dirty with the mens for a living? Luckily for us those rugby boys aren’t afraid of a bit of nudity are they? If footballers even thought about flashing a [...]

Kylie's boyfriend gets the cover of l'Officiel Hommes. Worked, then.

Kylie’s boyfriend gets the cover of l’Officiel Hommes. Worked, then.

Andres What’s-his-paella-chops will never be our boyfriend because, frankly, soiled goods. But bumming Kylie Minogue obviously does wonders for one’s career, as evidenced here, here and up there on the front cover of l’Officiel Hommes. You know, one of those magazs no-one actually buys, but brands with lots of cash dollar pay shit loads to [...]

Could 50 Cent be any dollier?

Could 50 Cent be any dollier?

Look at this lady here. She just loves to show off as much of her panties as she can (saucy!); likes to wear ladies’ tights on her head to keep that riah just so and has such a thing for pretty jewellery that she never quite knows what to wear. And she’s not just a [...]

Teen orgy or just the new Bennetton spring/summer campaign?

Teen orgy or just the new Bennetton spring/summer campaign?

Just the new Bennetton spring/summer campaign, we’re afraid, though we are refreshed/surprised to find there is clothing here that we would actually, you know, wear. And we’ve not been near Bennetton since the late 80s. They’re going for blocky brights, simple shapes, fabric belts… OK, so we were all wearing this about three years ago [...]

Will Young - a spokesman for numpties nationwide.

Will Young – a spokesman for numpties nationwide.

Did anyone see William ‘nithe to thee you, to thee you nithe’ Young on Question Time last night? Let’s just say that the world has woken up a better place now that he has put it to rights. Yes, the intellectual pop star (sorry, but a 2:2 from Exeter does not Bertrand Russell make) was invited [...]

Fag Hag Diary

Fag Hag Diary

Friday The Fag Hag is currently feeling overwhelmed with adoration for psycho bitch of the week, Dominique Fisher. Why who she, Faggy?’ I hear you cry en masse breathily and tunefully, not unlike Michael Jackson’s choir in ‘Heal the World’. She, my darlings is the wonderfully unstable woman who left a uniquely genius calling card [...]

Honey, bigotry is so not your colour!

Honey, bigotry is so not your colour!

Just trying to get our heads round this utterly retarded T-shirt, modelled here by a woman who is not quite as EX-homosexual as she thinks judging by the hair and earrings, which are very hot dyke. It’s been ‘masterminded’ (we have to use that term loosely, for obv reasons) by The Passion for Christ Movement but [...]

How lame.

How lame.

You know the genius ‘There’s probably no god. Now stop worrying and start enjoying life’ adverts that are peppered across Big London? You know, the one that inspired our own genius-even-if-we-do-say-so-our-dolly-selves ‘Stop reading the Daily Mail and start enjoying life’ campaign? (We will get that off the ground, incidentally. We just got side-tracked by, well, cock [...]