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We give it a year...

We give it a year…

Bearing in mind there have been gays in British soaps since Barry and Colin first exchanged lip gloss (and even before that if you count Elsie Tanner!) on London’s glittering EastEnders, it’s taken quite some time for there to be a gay soap wedding (unless there’s been one on Hollyoaks or Emmerdale Farm or something […]

A little Christmas crazy...

A little Christmas crazy…

Katie Bush does the non-Christmas Christmas song, writhes around a bit and simulates female masturbation on the back of a chair. So appropriate! The Lord little baby Jesus wouldn’t have it any other way. Except every other way. Over the jump…

A little bit of saucy for tea-time...

A little bit of saucy for tea-time…

Ooh, get her in her arty black and white. It is *checks extensive notes* some boy where you can see his cock on a beach. From a book called *checks extensive notes again* The Boys and the Beach. Told you!

We knew Naomi was a cock, but she's taking her own biscuit with this get-up!

We knew Naomi was a cock, but she’s taking her own biscuit with this get-up!

Naomi Campbell is like heterosexual intercourse: a cock and a cunt all wrapped up in one big furry package. This Honey Monster costume is actually a real piece of fashion and not just a joke someone is playing on her (unless it is a joke someone is playing on her!) from the house of Martin […]

Eat what you like this Chrimberly as long as you've popped down Asda aforehand...

Eat what you like this Chrimberly as long as you’ve popped down Asda aforehand…

In a pickle about which of those slimming vests (you know, like Spanx for the upper body) you should invest in? Well, those nice, clever but probably rather dull people over at Which? have been pulling the entire range over some male models’ heads (you know like when they do underwear testing on This Morning […]

When in doubt, blame everyone else.

When in doubt, blame everyone else.

Pope Eggs Benedict the Cunt, paedo-enabler and closet homo (that lady really doth protest far too much, right down to the smart for town dolly ballet pumps) has used his annual address to his fellow retards to say kind of, you know, maybe it’s sort of, like, possibly slightly not right that whole Catholic priests […]

Royal weddings are like buses.

Royal weddings are like buses.

They’re not like buses at all. We just needed a title that wasn’t ‘Zara Phillips is engaged; much like her cousin William’. So Buckingham Palace has announced that Zara Phillips off-of no royal title is getting married to her gentleman caller rugby-playing friend Mike Tindall. We have a lot of time for Zara Phillips, so […]

At last! An upside to being a member of an oppressed minority!

At last! An upside to being a member of an oppressed minority!

The oppressed minority? Why, the gays! The upside? Straight men stripping down to bra and knickers to show (quite literally!) their support! For why? For a calendar. Oh, and in case you didn’t notice it, there’s the Some People Are Gay. Get Over It! logo, from the house of me-me-me, given yet another make-over. Don’t […]