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Karen Krizanovich: An American Bitch in London

Karen Krizanovich: An American Bitch in London

Some people spend the holidays doing charity work. Others spend it in glamorous locations. This year, I went hardcore: I spent time with very aged relatives. The only way I can do this is to bring my own special brand of magic to their settled lives. To prepare myself, I first look at the ad [...]

Kylie Minogue is bumming this hair. Sorry, man.

Kylie Minogue is bumming this hair. Sorry, man.

He’s a model of the male and super-duper variety, he’s off-of e-Spain, and we’ve seen his willy. And he’s called Andres Velencoso Segura. The full front bottom shot’s in an old Arena Homme+ which is at home somewhere. In fact, we probably chucked it away during an OCD moment, but these are two shots from said same shoot [...]

Oh, we almost forgot. Cunt.

Oh, we almost forgot. Cunt.

As you know, we’re huge fans of Ulrika-cunt-cunt-cunt Jonsson. And apparantly her co-stars in this year’s *cough* Celebrity Big Brother are equally enamoured, having nominated her to get the ole heave-ho from the house for having ‘too big an ego’. And too big a something else, n’est café…! *pats hair, Mae West style-y* Johnny and Frankly, [...]

Well it's a total upgrade from Blake. A Chupa Chup with a Tenna Lady attached would be a total upgrade from Blake.

Well it’s a total upgrade from Blake. A Chupa Chup with a Tenna Lady attached would be a total upgrade from Blake.

This man is, according to the Daily Mail, ’unidentified hunk’. Now as we all now hunk is as hunk does, so we’ll be resisting pigeon-holing this gennelmen attached to Amy Winehouse for the time being, but talking of being in time, it’s (one of) our New Year’s resolution(s) to see the good in people, which means [...]

Can we use the occasion of Virgin Atlantic's 25th anniversary to say how very much we love that airline?

Can we use the occasion of Virgin Atlantic’s 25th anniversary to say how very much we love that airline?

OK, so it harks back a bit to the ‘I’m Mandy, fly me’ days of selling your airline on the fact that the stewardesses are hot, but then with Virgin Atlantic they really ARE hot (even the guys, especially the one with the beard who gave us great, erm, after service once we’d arrived in [...]

Credit Crunch? Ice storm? Mass unemployment? Gaza (not the weeping footballer, the strip in the middle east)? Pah. The burning issue is what do we think of the new GMTV set?

Credit Crunch? Ice storm? Mass unemployment? Gaza (not the weeping footballer, the strip in the middle east)? Pah. The burning issue is what do we think of the new GMTV set?

Ben and Kate are obviously quite giddy (as is Lorraine Kelly, to the left of this shot), but apart from the fact that seatage is now a sweeping banquette and the coffee table is very BBC-trying-to-get-down-with-the-kids, what we’re particularly enjoying is the fake picture of London’s glittering London behind them - even at 6am ie. before sunrise, Big [...]

Has Peaches Geldof had a haircut, or has her face grown even bigger?

Has Peaches Geldof had a haircut, or has her face grown even bigger?

Oh boo. For some people a new hairdo works wonders. See V to the Becks, and most of the lumps dressed as lambs on Ten Years Younger and well, without wanting to boast, us *pats new do*. But for those less fortunate than ourselves and the aforementioned shawn beauties, a simple chop of scrag slash [...]

Fag Hag Diary

Fag Hag Diary

  Monday So, New Years Eve, as that generously hipped lady Dina Carroll one warbled back in the day (remember that song ‘A Perfect Year’? People who worked in finance played it a lot at their Sheffield weddings). Anyway, if you were hoping to spot the Fag Hag staggering round those mean streets in a [...]