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He may not be a lady, but he's all lady.

He may not be a lady, but he’s all lady.

They look suspiciously like Louis Vuitton shorty-shorts. It’s a look.

Let's face it, God is pretty rubbish

Let’s face it, God is pretty rubbish

No, it’s not Yvette, famed London/Brighton drag queen, the one who was never seen unless surrounded by at least 12 naked men with hard-ons at Love Muscle in London’s not-so-glittering Brixton. It’s one Cindy Jacobs off-of God. She has a hotline, apparently. And only she can interpret those mysterious ways that God is famous for […]

Look at Cheryl Cole's big gay pretend boyfriend with a very large nail file!

Look at Cheryl Cole’s big gay pretend boyfriend with a very large nail file!

And considering he’s a big gay pretend boyfriend, he has terrible taste in round-the-neck trinkets. And shorts. Also shorts.

Portrait of an actress on a very high horse

Portrait of an actress on a very high horse

This is Samantha ‘Smamfa’ Womack (not of Womack & Womack) nee J.Anus leaving a… let’s just call it ‘TV programme’ called EastEnders. Apparently, she was so shocked at the storyline she was given – child dies in cot death, she nicks someone else’s child, which seems pretty much par for the course in soapsville to […]

It may not look like it but those are actually our hands coming between Adam Levine off-of Maroon 5's legs in Cosmopolitan magwoizeen

It may not look like it but those are actually our hands coming between Adam Levine off-of Maroon 5’s legs in Cosmopolitan magwoizeen

If you look closely, you can tell by the quality of the nails. Yep, Korean. Mmm hmm, La Cienega in LA. Very reasonable. We had our feet done at the same time. Oh, and Adam, the tattoos? No. Oh ps. We forgot to mention, we’ve shared sofa-time with this gent and not only does he […]

So, you can't get a picture everyone's not seen, like, a million times, so what do you do?

So, you can’t get a picture everyone’s not seen, like, a million times, so what do you do?

You get your Art Director to fire up the Warhol-ise programme on his Apple Mac, that’s what you do. And hey bingo, you have the most predictable magazine cover since ‘Life’s a beach’ and ‘Mum’s the word’ or anything to do with Katie Price: The Real Story. We would despair at the lack of creativity […]

Can we just take a moment to say how lovely and brilliant and deeply attractive rugger bugger Gareth Thomas is?

Can we just take a moment to say how lovely and brilliant and deeply attractive rugger bugger Gareth Thomas is?

*takes a moment* And back in the room. Here is the man whose name you can’t say without putting on a Welsh accent on the show of Ellen (between giving away money to audience members which seems to be taking up more and more time at the moment). Harken as he talks about how brilliant […]

Lady Gaga's new album. It's all about that.

Lady Gaga’s new album. It’s all about that.

Lady Gaga, seen here in sensible beige shoes (smart for town!), has released details of her new album. Oh, yes! It is to be called Born This Way and it contains – according to one of our saucies: and, like Lady Wikileaks, we never reveal our saucies – a lot of very political stuff about […]