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‘Wham bam thank you ma’m, it’s past 4 o’ clock of a Friday eve and we’ve not had a sing-song yet’

‘Wham bam thank you ma’m, it’s past 4 o’ clock of a Friday eve and we’ve not had a sing-song yet’

It’s past the sixteenth hour on a Friday and unbelievably not one single fizzy unit of alcohol has passed our lips yet. But while that is ridiculous, it’s not quite as ridiculous as this video from Wham! which we will be singing and dancing and preening along to while we remedy this non-alcoholic situation before [...]

Hugh ‘gay, gay and gay’ Jackman

Hugh ‘gay, gay and gay’ Jackman

See that title there. That makes us moist and tingle-ish all at once. It suggests that Huge Hugh Jackman is indeed what we suspected all along, a big old gayer like our fine selves. It is not however, true… Apparently. Boo hoo. Plural. Said quote came from Hugh’s very own mouth when the work experience [...]

Just 'cause.

Just ’cause.

You know what they say about a cute guy with a cute cat...... big gay hands.

You know what they say about a cute guy with a cute cat…… big gay hands.

Oh hello. We’ve developed a crush. An explanation, in several paragraphs: Some people, ladies and gennels, have a thing for grown men with babies. We find that sick. Some people, ladies, gennels and others, have a thing for… ooh, can’t actually think of anything else. Let’s just say ‘Wispa bars’ and leave it there. *Mmmmn, Wispa bars…* We, [...]

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Is it Steven Seagal? Is it Santa Claus? Is it Baby David? Is it Maddie? Is it Sasquatch? No! It’s Karl Lagerfeld (and someone else)…

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Is it Steven Seagal? Is it Santa Claus? Is it Baby David? Is it Maddie? Is it Sasquatch? No! It’s Karl Lagerfeld (and someone else)…

Look up there. That is Britney Spears and a lady. Lady Karl Lagerfeld if truth be known. S’beautiful thing is it not? This is she and (s)he at last night’s Bambi Awards – don’t ask us, we’re just innocent bystanders. The awards are in the shape of a deer, but we’re not sure for who [...]

Oh here we go again. More cunty religious behaviour.

Oh here we go again. More cunty religious behaviour.

  Hello. You may have noticed, we’re not ones for religion. It’s a waste of everyone’s time and really, just really, anyone whose belief system is based upon a work of fiction really ought to take a one-way ticket to the Funny Farm, without passing go but possibly picking up a slap in the face for bad [...]

'Ooh, Lord, is it nearly five o'clock already and we've still not had a sing-song? Or bothered to slightly change that sentence so it appears fresh and slightly zany?'

‘Ooh, Lord, is it nearly five o’clock already and we’ve still not had a sing-song? Or bothered to slightly change that sentence so it appears fresh and slightly zany?’

And today we will mostly be sing-songing along to Ms. Grace Jones and a track from her new album as performed on Jules Holland’s grown-up Later show. And we thank you…

And we thought dogs were the dumb ones...

And we thought dogs were the dumb ones…