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Stop all the clocks, is Agyness Deyn wearing fur?

Stop all the clocks, is Agyness Deyn wearing fur?

And do we care? *ponders* Yes actually, we do, she apparently hates fur, we definitely hate fur. It is bad. End of story time. But while we care, we are slightly more concerned about her extraordinarily long third toe. You know how a while back scientists decided that if you have a longer second toe [...]

Oh who knew? Religious types are getting their crotchless panties in a twist over Madonna… again

Oh who knew? Religious types are getting their crotchless panties in a twist over Madonna… again

It’s nice to know that while OGL may be 107 or something, she is still upsetting people who treat fiction as reality. In the developed world, people who do that are usually hospitalised and introduced to the so-in-right-now straight jacket, but put the ‘r’ word into the equation (that’s ‘religion’ people – drink your double [...]

We don't live in America and we're not gay and we don't work, but we're still calling in gay today...

We don’t live in America and we’re not gay and we don’t work, but we’re still calling in gay today…

Obviously there were at least two and a bit untruths in there, for we are in fact bumming as we speak and there’s someone with a funny accent just to the left of us, but we’re not currently at work for we too are protesting on today, ‘Day Without A Gay’ day. (This isn’t work, [...]

As Cock Wan might say, 'fierce'.

As Cock Wan might say, ‘fierce’.

We feel besmirched for even mentioning the Sell-Out-Gay-4-Pay‘s name up there, but OGL really does look a little on the (Sasha) fierce side on the cover of Vogue Brasil, n’est-ce pas. Though a woman of 67 really shouldn’t be airing her flange with quite the frequency she seems to be doing of late. It’s ’cause she’s getting [...]

It's art, people! Jeesh.

It’s art, people! Jeesh.

We kind of got a lump in our throats when we saw this… after our initial reaction which was along the lines of, ‘Strange tongue – is it one of those third world jobbies?’ before taking a closer look and realising that no, it’s the work of Dutch fashion photographer Cornelie Tollens, who likes to test the wet [...]

*look straight ahead, look straight ahead, look straight ahead, look straight ahead...*

*look straight ahead, look straight ahead, look straight ahead, look straight ahead…*

Here’s a situation Tom ‘Thumb’ Cruise has never been in before, so-help-him-L.-Ron-Hubbard, but one we’re fairly familiar with – boys in their pants with small guitars in front of an audience of tens as a strangle little fellow pretends not to stare. We don’t have a clue what’s going on, apart from the above. And apart [...]

Just a funny little story we read whilst idly flicking through the Daily Mail that somebody had left on the bus this morning. We repeat, left on the bus.

Just a funny little story we read whilst idly flicking through the Daily Mail that somebody had left on the bus this morning. We repeat, left on the bus.

Sitting comfortably? Let’s begin…

It's the shape that counts

It’s the shape that counts

OK, the name of the brand is totally riddick: B-Boy? What’s all that about? The logo isn’t much better. Very Trademark (the club artist from the 90s – oh, it probably is him thinking about it). And as for William Baker… nice man and everything, but the association with Kylie has sullied the reputation somewhat. [...]