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Just make sure you don't fuck it up...

Just make sure you don’t fuck it up…

They’re making a new version of Absolutely Fabulous. Who they? The Americans. (Hello dears, btw.) Oof, now then. The Office? Yes. One Foot In The Grave? No. (Remember that one? Bill Cosby?). Erm, okay, it’s actually just come to our attention that there actually haven’t been that many American versions of British comedies. Not that actually [...]

Oh, we couldn't let this one pass us by without comment.

Oh, we couldn’t let this one pass us by without comment.

Ulrika-cunt-cunt-cunt Jonsson won Celebrity Big Brother. Otherwise known as, a homophobic cunt won Celebrity Big Brother. *tut-tuts at British public* Just to remind you, Ulrika Jonsson thinks being gay is wrong. We think being a cunt is wrong, but there you go. *ends*

This is one of those very rare occasions when, after weighing up the situation, we think Gok Wan should've stuck with the fat.

This is one of those very rare occasions when, after weighing up the situation, we think Gok Wan should’ve stuck with the fat.

Anything to divert attention away, says we. ps. Fierce, girl? Er, no.

Boys in pants and bonnets. It's a look.

Boys in pants and bonnets. It’s a look.

Quite how this is an autumn/winter 2010 look, we’re not sure but we must say we approve heartily of anyone who puts gennelmens in their smalls on a catwalk no matter the season. And we love that south London’s finest John Galliano (very nice man, we spent an evening in his company once and we [...]

Are rugby players allergic to clothing or something?

Are rugby players allergic to clothing or something?

Now, you know us, we like a rugby player whatever he’s wearing: whether he’s bulging out of a suit at the Sports Personality of the Year Awards, squeezed into tiny weeny little hotpants on the pitch or even in a jock hanging around the changing room with one foot up on the bench. But our [...]

Fag Hag Diary

Fag Hag Diary

Friday The Fag Hag’s body, having spent so many fun-packed years as an amusement park, is now officially a temple. I’ve spent the past week on a health retreat and become one of those terrible cunts who wield yoga mats and drone on about Omega 3 (didn’t Wesley Snipes star in that?). For the first [...]

Do the East End Mitchell styleeeeeeee *breaths heavily a la fat Phil*

Do the East End Mitchell styleeeeeeee *breaths heavily a la fat Phil*

Hooray for the Terence Higgins Trust fund raising auctions. They know what dollies and dollyettes enjoy. Tracy Emin art, meating meeting up with Kevin Spacey, dinner with Fergie (the original, not the Black Eyed honey monster) and doing the East End with Babs Windsor off-of professional cockerney. Now we j’adore a Babs. A Streisland, a [...]

Gratuitous pussy shot #172636271

Gratuitous pussy shot #172636271

Aww, tis Friday and with Friday comes cuteness. For why? You ask. Or maybe just why? Well, just because. OK? Oh and on the matter of, ‘Just because’. Does everyone remember having arguments at school with that kid who just answered everything, ‘Just because.’ ‘Why are you being such a cunt?’ ‘Just because’. We figure [...]