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A nip, a tuck and the hair of an impoverished Russian woman and you too could look like this…

A nip, a tuck and the hair of an impoverished Russian woman and you too could look like this…

Deborah ‘don’t call me babe Debbie’ Harry of too much gum-to-teeth ratio fame revealed her new fine-with-a-‘y’ self yester eve at a fash bash tribute to designer Stephen Sprouse, which was hosted by Louis Vuitton off-of bags. Deborah-rah, who we’ve seen looking lumpen of body and soul in recent days has obviously undergone another slice [...]

Who wants to see the man who will forever be known as 'Kylie's boyfriend' - or, when they split up, 'Kylie's ex-boyfriend'. Or, when they marry, 'Kylie's husband'. Or, when they marry then split up, 'Kylie's ex-husband' - in his Speedos?

Who wants to see the man who will forever be known as ‘Kylie’s boyfriend’ – or, when they split up, ‘Kylie’s ex-boyfriend’. Or, when they marry, ‘Kylie’s husband’. Or, when they marry then split up, ‘Kylie’s ex-husband’ – in his Speedos?

Okay, so we’ve seen his cock already. Ish. But there’s something about a Speedo that’s just, well, something else entirely. These shots are taken from a modelling-modelling-modelling job he did for Out magazine. Which is, like, for gays. Real life ones. There’s another one after Lady J, should you be enticed by such filth. We [...]

Debateth this...

Debateth this…

Forget the total and utter rhetorical (and yawnsome) question that involves Tom ’thumb’ Cruise being gay, and let us discuss whether or not Mr. Holiest of Holies is hot? Watching the ridiculousness that is Top Gun on ITV2 a few moons ago, we were not fans of the large conked (we said ‘conk’) little rug [...]

'Ooh, Lord, is it four o'clock already and we've still not had a celebratory, raise-the-roof sing-song to mark Motown's 50th anniversary?'

‘Ooh, Lord, is it four o’clock already and we’ve still not had a celebratory, raise-the-roof sing-song to mark Motown’s 50th anniversary?’

And today, as it’s 50 years to the day that Mr. Berry Gordy (not to be confused with Ribena berry) borrowed money to start *drum roll* the greatest record label of ALL TIME – aka Motown – we will be mostly sing-songing along to their most successful act, The Supremems, or even Diana Ross and [...]

Put your fingers in your ears..........wait....................wait....................................NOW!

Put your fingers in your ears……….wait………………..wait………………………………NOW!

Justin Timberlake and Leona Lewis are apparently going to record a cover version of ‘I Will Always Love You’. Together. At the same time. A deux. Whilst outside the last remaining shred of their dignity is running for the hills, probably in a corky wedge. ‘I Will Always Love You’ is also known as ‘the song no-one [...]

'Madonna dated Bobby Brown'. We have two things to say on the matter:

‘Madonna dated Bobby Brown’. We have two things to say on the matter:

a) Eugh. b) She certainly likes a homophobe. Oh go on, and a c) If you’re quoi?-ing about the whole Bobby Brown thing, a new biography of the dirty bitch (by which we mean BB) reckons they went out like, way back. Hopefully long enough ago for Madonna to get the stench off. So now let us [...]

Get the layered look…

Get the layered look…

This, boys ‘n’ girls ‘n’ the best o’ the rest, is how one successfully achieves warmth in temperatures commonly known as ‘cold’. It is what is called the ‘layered look’ and our Queeny is working it right down to the Primarni fleece. Not many women could pull off a tea-cosy atop a waterproof hood atop [...]

Nice globes!

Nice globes!

Now, obviously we love Kate Winslet. She can’t act for toffees, can’t nail an accent and was totally ridick in Titanic (‘Captain, it seems to me there are not enough lifeboats on this ship’) but she is always lovely to the paparazzi when coming through an airport, can work the GMTV sofa better than Lorraine [...]