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Hello, stranger.

Hello, stranger.

This member of the mens is someone we’ve never, ever heard of but would like to get to know better in the homosexual biblical manner. Jesus loved the gays. In fact, he positively encouraged it. His nipples may be peaky for a 26-year-old, but apparently he’s Brazilian and goes out with some famous Brazilian actress. Quite [...]

'Oh, Lord, is it time for a pre-dinner cocktail on this Love Boat already and we've still not had a sing-song?'

‘Oh, Lord, is it time for a pre-dinner cocktail on this Love Boat already and we’ve still not had a sing-song?’

And today, because it’s Spanish madwoman/singer/dancer/but mainly madwoman Charo’s birthday tomorrow and we’re going to need 24 hours to rev up, we will mostly be sing-songing along to ‘The Love Boat’, taken from the glorious 70s show of the same name. And - seriously now – if you can find her singing ‘You’re Just the Right [...]

How to force Miu Miu into liquidation in one fell swoop...

How to force Miu Miu into liquidation in one fell swoop…

[And in scary HD...] That’s Katie Holmes, the new face of Miu Miu. Love a Miu Miu. Loved a Miu Miu. Riddle us this: Can anyone think of anyone less cool than Katie Holmes? Can anyone think of anyone less appropriate to advertise Miu Miu? Can anyone think of anyone who actually likes Katie Holmes? [...]

Fag Hag Diary

Fag Hag Diary

  Wednesday  The Fag Hag suffered a tragic loss last year. The trusty Paul Smith specs which had prevented so many pedestrian deaths and also prevented me from waking up with so many monsters, went AWOL on my po’ white ass one day. I searched in the Mini, I searched in the Sonia Greatest Hits [...]

We don't know what to say about this picture of Tranny Banks, we just thought you should see it. Her teeth*, however, have given us concussion.

We don’t know what to say about this picture of Tranny Banks, we just thought you should see it. Her teeth*, however, have given us concussion.

*As have her hair, her tits and Jay Manuel’s lip-liner, which is just to the left of this shot. We’re assuming. Ooh, segue: We interviewed Jay Manuel the other day, ‘for a leading women’s magazine’. That inverted comma should’ve actually gone in front of ‘leading’, not ‘for’. Anyways, he had a little mini rant about Uggs. Basically [...]

Grannie's back!

Grannie’s back!

Oh, look at Grannie Lennox coming over all ethereal like. She’s doing that patting her hair like Mae West thing off-of the front of her Greatest Hits collection-type thing (which we can’t wait to get our mitts on a free copy of) and doing it rather well in a smart white dress. The Grannie Lennox [...]

It's a tardy ole day on the interwebs, people - so here are some pictures of sporty type men in tight little numbers to keep you occupied... *draws curtains*

It’s a tardy ole day on the interwebs, people – so here are some pictures of sporty type men in tight little numbers to keep you occupied… *draws curtains*

More after Dame Judi Jump. Wethankyou. *curtseys*

Swam the Channel and still, man-boobs... (We refuse to say 'moobs'.)

Swam the Channel and still, man-boobs… (We refuse to say ‘moobs’.)

Okay, he swam the Channel (English, not Four) yonks ago, but to be fair we needed a hook. And to be fair, he was still lumpen before, during and after the whole wet water affair, so we’re guessing it’s in the genes. Talking of genes/jeans/Aunty Jean, we were in Diesel the other day (London’s glittering [...]